DOOMED (ALMOST) TIMELINE TUESDAY: MATHEMATICAL EDITION

[sparkfetish]

WHAT TIME IS IT?

For people unfamiliar with AT, it takes place in the land of Oo, which is Earth 1000+ years in the future after a nuclear war and every human save for a teenage boy are dead and all the inhabitants are mutants.
You know, for kids!
The world is governed pretty much entirely by princesses of various kingdoms who all rank super high on the awesome scale all for different reasons, there are wizards and rainicorns and mountains who cry boulder tears because of hot muscled men wrestling.
It's all very silly. If you need more info just take a peek at the wiki, it's super helpful.

THE DE-IZZLE WITH THIS MEME

YOUR CHARACTER IS NOW FROM THE LAND OF OO AND CAN BE PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING
are they a princess?
a wizard?
from lumpy space?
an anthropomorphic food?
this guy?

THE CHOICE IS YOURS

BONUS: MOTHAFUCKIN ADVENTURE TIME PRINCESS MAKER

Comments

[palepersephone]

kanaya is obviously fashion princess

[alwaysintense]

Ishimaru is a short, yelly, fairly decent, lemon. He fell out of Lemon Castle while it was moving, got very lost, and now travels the world trying to bring it into order, as he knows must be done in his lemon heart.

[sparkfetish]

That is such a beautiful backstory I may cry.

[alwaysintense]

Dont let him near science wizard. lemons do not need to know the secret to creating life.

[sparkfetish]

no promises, for a science wizard her boy is kind of dumb and she can't keep him on a leash all the time

[alwaysintense]

oh dear. no object is safe. eventually the term 'inanimate' describes absolutely nothing.

[sparkfetish]

nothing is scared

everything is animate

even the animate is doubly animate

[sparkfetish]

Sleipnir is Mechanic Princess. She rules over a really small kingdom that consists of a village, some farm land and her castle, which is a garage where she builds all sorts of contraptions and tests them out on presents them to her subjects. The kingdom is small enough that it doesn't really need much governing outside of breaking up fights at the pub.

Her boyfriend is Science Wizard and they are super gross together. They kiss on the mouth all the time and hold hands and he keeps making inanimate object children with SCIENCE MAGIC.

Since she is a princess she does get snatched up by Ice King at least once a month. Science Wizard, Apprentice and sometimes Goat Wizard come to the rescue but by then she's already busted out of her cell and playing Go Fish with the penguins, just waiting for them so they can all go home.



You can't see it here but she's pretty much always smeared with grease, she's so purdy.

[blackberries]

poison princess

im too tired to figure out anything else :(

[speakerofthevvastwweh]

eridan is lemongrab

[alwaysintense]

f-father?

[dandelioneater]

So Hzee is, naturally, Goat Wizard (possibly; Goat Wizard Prince). Distantly related to a certain other (possibly royal?) pair. He is basically a faun.

He spends his time in Oo collecting herbs and strange mushrooms, messing around with things via magic, hugging too many people and probably getting punched for it. That's okay though, everybody's just gotta go with all at what their heart tells at them to be on. Except when it's science, then he's just going to have to shake his head sadly at you. Or, if you're Science Wizard, engage in a magical battle of the bests with you. However through the magic of friendship -- which is magic! Ha! Take that scientists-- he becomes semi-part of the crew of Mechanic Princess, Science Wizard, and the Apprentice, and from there many adventures are had.

[more to be added later? probably.]

[sparkfetish]

when he comes to visit Mechanic Princess she combs the burrs and twigs out of his hair and plops him into the bathtub when he needs it

[dandelioneater]

In return, he brings her all the best flowers and herbs he can find. And one day guides her to the sloth kingdom. The crew is almost kicked out but, the kingdom being a bunch of sloths, they're just a bit too slow to catch them. They run anyway. Out of courtesy.

[sparkfetish]

What a gr8 wizard friend. She "adopts" an orphan sloth. By adopt I mean kidnaps and by orphan I mean she saw it in the road and carried it home like a sack of very slow, mossy potatoes.

[dandelioneater]

Alternately: [i-tried-] Baphomet Princess



[still more coming????]

[castlecaptured]

words princess? idk

[disarmingsmile]

uh. plants princess. yes

shelly is lemongrab's more silent cousin who lets his fury stew inside

[psycheslantern]

Ammond is Wasp Princess. No one is sure where the Stinging Insect Kingdom actually is or even if there really is a Stinging Insect Kingdom, it's possible that she's not actually a princess and she's just messing with everyone. If it's an elaborate ruse, it's one that backfires on her a lot because she is bad at reading social situations or planning ahead and as a result gets kidnapped by the Ice King like 30% more often than the average princess.

[tiarakind]

Usagi is the Princess of the Moon Kingdom. Obviously. Whenever Ice King tries to kidnap her, he accidentally gets her boyfriend instead.