SEXY MIRRORVERSE MEME

[hate_actually]

You know the deal

A Jarjammed exactly like our own but where everyone is somewhat less morally upstanding, whether as a result or a cause of the fact that everything is just all around worse than it normally is

also everyone is more sexy.

Presumably most people come from sexy evil alternate versions of their canons, which I guess you can get into here if you want. Ideally it should just be the same as their regular canon, except everything is more sexy and evil, but if there is a conveniently available preexisting evil sexy alternate universe in your canon feel free to use that

off u go.

Comments

[titanborn]

Adam's an MRA because there's nothing more evil and questionable facial hair on the internet than Men's Rights Activism.

[titanborn]

OKAY FOR SERIOUS Sexy Mirrorverse Adam's from a DYSTOPIAN FUTURE where CORPORATIONS took over the government and keep a super tight leash on all of the colonies. The wealthy live on a low population, re-terraformed paradise Earth owned by CORPORATIONS and the colonists work to support the Earthers' decadent lifestyles. Work to make the colonies livable is pretty minimal at best so most people are HELLS OF SEXY CYBORGS with built in respirators and acid-resistant robot eyes and sweet robot limbs so as to survive the harsh climes and maximize their work efficiency.

As serfs basically born into corporation debt colonists tend to have little in the way of human rights and there's not a whole lot of hesitance to install chips in their brains and wire them into ships and shit. The gang Adam and his buddies fell in with in the OU is actually a force of freedom fighters in this one, but they still wired him into the ship and installed blockers on his free will to keep him from rebelling because MORALLY GREY. He is much more computer than man.

(He was for sure an MRA before he got helmsmanned though. He had the worst goatee.)

[palepersephone]

sexy rainbow drinker kanaya is far less lesbian than she is normally

[hate_actually]

dibs on bein sexy rainbow drinker kanayas sexy thrall/food source

[castlecaptured]

see icon

[castlecaptured]

and this one

[actuallyjewish]

three words

house of m

[actuallyjewish]

no ok so. billy isn't billy kaplan from new york, he's prince william maximoff of genosha, grandson of emperor magneto. he grew up in a palace in an all-mutant island country in a world where mutants rule over humans ('sapiens'). think prince harry levels of global media attention, and then probably double it. the maximoffs are A Big Deal.

prince billy is KIND OF AN ASSHOLE!!! pretty much nobody has ever said no to him. his grandpa is BASICALLY the most important person in the world. him and his twin brother are THE WORLDS MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORS. he has WAY FEWER QUALMS about warping reality for funsies.

hes also very, very sexy.

[ignes_fatui]

Search "Zexion" on deviantart. There you go.

(No don't do it that way madness lies. I'll come up with something myself when I don't have to leave in ten minutes.)

[ignes_fatui]

Okay I'm not sure what the exact deal is with KH mirrorverse but Hearts-losing didn't happen and the Apprentices are the (questionably) good guys LET'S GO.

Ienzo's much more emotionally stable and actually more stoic than he was as Zexion in this one. He still feels very responsible for everything bad that happens and is committed to fixing what he feels are his mistakes, but the issue is that he's just as willing to sacrifice others as he is himself, as long as it's for the greater good. He has a very consequentialist outlook on life and is generally just very calculating.

He carries himself with a lot more confidence than OU Ienzo but tends to flip out more over failures, as he's very well entrenched in the mindset that competence, intelligence, and cunning are the only measures of a person's worth and holds himself and everyone else to exacting standards.

He also wears glasses. He doesn't wear contacts in the OU or anything it's just that sexy mirrorverse nerds need to have glasses. They're impractical levels of INTIMIDATING REFLECTIVE.

[chelicer8]

vriska is just the same as normal vriska except

i) in this plane of reality she gets away with more awful shit and doesnt let anybodys stupid ideas about morality boss her around!!!

ii) sexier

theres so much sexy mind control up in this shit.

[actuallyjewish]

hey i heard you like mind control

how do u feel about reckless reality warping for personal gain

[eien_no_tame]

MUSTACHE STATUS : HAS ONE

MIRROR Saionji is actually super charming and kind to everyone, and he would never even think of hurting anyone. But he is a shameless manipulating piece of crap who destroys anything he touches, purposefully. He knows everyone's weaknesses and blackmails them. At his heart he is a terrible person, though not unredeemably so. He probably won't ever be good, though, not in mirrorworld.

[tiarakind]

So he's Akio. Did he learn it all from Touga?

[seeingtwofold]

Sollux is basically exactly the same except he uses his vast and terrifying array of powers for selfish evil as opposed to selfless good.

Also he cries and freaks out less and when he does it's more like decisive sadistic cruelty.

Also he is the hot and basically a psionic dominatrix.

[seeingtwofold]

Maybe he went evil after Vriska killed Aradia and decided that if she could be a jerk with her psionics then he should be too.

[itsbraveanditburns]

Okay, I'm not entirely sure how sexy evilify Hkat's universe, but maybe the hippies he got raised by were, like, Jonestown-type hippies instead of benevolent hippies.

(Eventually in JJ he ends up as evil Theo's evil second-in-command, though.)

[itsbraveanditburns]

Yeah, okay, Human Karkat's dad is definitely a Jim Jones or a Marilyn Charles Manson? Also the commune probably in a way more remote location and also there's way more people still in it--sexy evil commune still has a good few dozen members even in the 21st century. Karkat is still the defacto leader of the kids living in the commune, but that power has gone to his head massively and he's a petty tyrant.

[spokethetruth]

SIGNLESS IS AN EVIL ENCHANTRESS WHO BEWITCHES EVERYONE HE MEETS WITH HIS CHARMS AND THEN COLDLY USES THEM AS INSTRUMENTS OF HIS WILL

HE DRESSES LIKE A DISNEY ANTAGONIST




Presumably the Sufferist movement was a lot more cultish.

[hate_actually]

secret heirs to sinister cults: good for indoctrinating or for blood sacrificing??? either way is good

[brokenallthelaws]

Mirror!Xigbar is the chosen test subject of darkness instead of Xehanort (for reasons), and he finds it really kind of pain. However given that he hung around with Master Xehanort he is, technically speaking, the most dark of the apprentices. RGfall still happens, but Nobodification doesn't, and then the apprentices turn into the most reluctant heroes.

(It takes a while before Braig fully commits to the hero plan, since he knows that MX is still a part of apprenticenort and so on.)


Mirror!Mamma is pretty much Vole, except still a lady.

[ignes_fatui]

Ienzo doesn't trust Braig. He's not taking the fate of the worlds seriously enough and isn't as willing to make sacrifices for the good of the many as he thinks is the correct amount (which is scary amounts).

The fact that Braig treats him like a kid definitely is not a factor in his disliking him. Not at all, no sir.

[blackenedideals]

............ but


edit:
wait, I figured it out

instead of being tainted by Angra Mainyu, he's just straight up Angra Mainyu

basically this means he wants to murder everyone in the universe out of hatred and resentment and he doesn't wear a shirt

perfect

[uchuukita]

sexy mirrorverse gentaro's surface personality is actually remarkably similar to his real one in that he wants to be your pal! let's be friends! hey buddy how are you! only where canon gentaro would never be able to use his friends, even though he knows how they tick and what they value and who they are, mirrorverse gentaro is all about people and their uses. he makes friends and then carefully and quietly cuts them out of his life if he decides they're not worth anything, usually managing to make people think it's their own faults he doesn't like them any more. occasionally people manage to become more to him than tools, but it takes someone special to reach that point in his esteem. hilariously he still hates murders because he thinks dead bodies are too final to get much use out of. i'm thinking this is all because mirrorverse fourze involves gentaro being a zodiarts instead of a rider so if he were removed from the switch he'd probably be generally less awful. maybe.

he doesn't have any facial hair, but he now wears sweatervests and his pants are definitely belted at his natural waist.

[itsbraveanditburns]

oh no what if rokuro killed gamou and is like saggitarius in this and gentaro and the krc are, like, his horoscopes

[dandelioneater]

Hzee is a murderous child cultist. Soooo. His canon murderstuck self. Only human. And sexy? (idk about this guys...)

But yeah, he's for realz gonna be the anti-christ this time round, don't even doubt. Fuck saving people. That shit's for losers. He's gonna be the king of hell, motherfuckers better bow now before he takes all them heads and throws them in his personal ball pit of miracles. Which will be full of heads. And miracles.

idekwtfgodimsosorry

[itsbraveanditburns]

oh god what if evil humankat and humanzee hatekiss?

[sugardoom]

Girl Genius is already full of men and women running around half-clothed and being pretty morally gray if not just outright evil so HOOBOY sexy evil Girl Genius is probably over the top as fuck I am so, so sorry.

In this AU Theo decided to idolize the Mongfish side of his family tree instead of the DuMedd/Heterodyne side so, much like his cousin Zola, he's grown up to be a manipulative well-dressed jerk who presents as a lot more harmless than he actually is in order to gain the trust of people and manipulate them later for his own gain. This works especially well because Sparks have very little trouble bending people to their will. He's kind of the Spark dominatrix to Sollux's psionic dominatrix, wups.

Also IDK HOW EVEN TO MAKE HIM SEXIER I guess all of that doofiness has completely evaporated. And his sideburns are... larger?

Also don't drink anything he gives you.

[itsbraveanditburns]

HELLO FUTURE BIG BAD DO YOU NEED A DRAGON?

[cametothewrongrodeo]

Ahahahahahahahaha

Evil sexy Doctor is just the Doctor without any guilt. He doesn't do anything differently, he just doesn't have any guilt.

Also the Daleks would have been DEAD LIKE TWENTY SEASONS AGO


Evil sexy Tavros doesn't exist. Just normal sexy Tavros. My apologies.

[itsbraveanditburns]

*does Who math*

HMMMMMM. Twenty seasons ago is, like, season 13 which didn't have Daleks? Oooooh, but season 12 has Genesis of the Daleks.

The Doctor: Do I have the right? Simply touch one wire against the other, and it's it? The Daleks cease to exist? Hundreds of millions of people, thousands of generations, can live without fear, in peace, and never even know the word "Dalek"?

YEAH I GUESS HE DECIDED HE DID.

[tetrodotox1n]

glados


uh.

hm. how do i make glados more evil and sexy.

[brokenallthelaws]

so evil she... wraps around and becomes unevil?

[wickedblood]

surprise, alinka is ALREADY the sexy evil version of her 'canon' counterpart.

[pirataregina]

meanwhile mirrorverse ahim comes from a universe where the gokaigers work for instead of against the resident evil space empire. trade out the white lace and frills for black, kiddies. mirrorverse ahim is unfailingly polite and a classic ice princess, but she has a penchant for sadism and is more than happy to pistolwhip you into licking her boots submission.

[tiarakind]

Four words: I'm Here to Help.

[tiarakind]

But actually a thousand years ago Empress Serenity and her Lunar nobility oppressed the downtrodden serfs of Earth until the valiant freedom fighter Commander Beryl attacked the moon in order to overthrow her planet's tyrannical masters! It worked, sort of, though it was definitely a pyrrhic victory for earth since Serenity's heir and her elite squadron of bodyguards got reborn into the future to retake the Earth again. (And will eventually accomplish this sometime in the nebulous future if the seemingly utopic but really dystopic equivalent of Crystal Tokyo is any indication.)

In this scenario, Endymion and the Four Heavenly Kings were obviously quislings to humanity. The Kings eventually followed their conscience and defected to Beryl. Endymion never did.

Usagi acts virtually the same but is secretly sadistic and calculating!

[demonslie]

Instead of a beard, Bobby only has a mustache. He's evil, although he'll occasionally do good things if they justify his means, and he makes out with the King of Heaven instead of the King of Hell.

Also he wears a speedo. Imagine that, Jim Beaver in a speedo. Mmmmmm.

[dandelioneater]

Hzee's gonna ask if Bobby's got any tips for offing the King of Hell so that

well

he can become the king of hell

He also compliments Bobby's fashion choices because let's be real here, canonzee wears a codpiece, Hzee's fashion sense ain't gonna be much better

[spoiledbat]

clue...mistress............

OK NO now that i've got that out of my system.

so presumably this is a gotham where the villains are in charge. there's probably an appropriate canon au because comics but none of the ones i've read are sexy enough. Steph's still the spoiler as that is not a name that really screams hero but her costume is a lot less practical. she has nothing to do with clues since it's not like there's even a police force to taunt with them. probably she spends a lot of time trying to capture/hitting on robin. personality-wise is pretty similar, but more confident and more vicious

[ferocioustiger]

Instead of a stuffed tiger like plush, Hobbes is a stuffed tiger like an actual taxidermy'd tiger that Calvin killed with his bare hands (and presumably then ate).

One time he ate TWO first graders.

[temporaladventurer]

I almost died

[hate_actually]

ok yeah i guess karkat should actually have his own comment here whoops.

karkat is kanaya's bewitched vampire thrall or something i dont know how that works. like she feeds off him a bunch and it makes him pliant to her will or something? i dunno. either way. sexy blood drinking. possibly she shares him with sollux sometimes, i dont know what you guys decided their deal was

dont look at me like that, god

[spokethetruth]

BLOOD LIKE FIRE
book one of the Blood Like Fire series

Sheltered for sweeps by his territorial rainbowdrinker lover, Karkat Vantas is only just beginning to realize the depths of his potential. A mutant born with a hue of red blood irresistible to the tastes of the undead, it has always been a manner of follow his mistresses instructions, or certain death at someone else's fangs. It's only when an older flame - an arrogant and powerful psionic that he long thought gone - returns to his life that the passions of change begin to fully awake the heat in Karkat's veins. But which will he choose: the eternal ecstasy of the rainbowdrinker, or this deadly new power?

[chapterfiveversenine]

Legion is now a collective of heretic geth instead of regular geth.

And sexier somehow?

[forwhomthebelltolls]

Legion is now voiced by the Old Spice Guy.