sweet jar and hella jam

LOOK AND SEE HER, HOW SHE SPARKLES: IT'S THE LAST KINK MEME

Sat, 10 Aug 2013 04:26:17 GMT

Posted by: npcipisphere

IF YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK PREDESTINATION AND IN DOING SO RUIN US ALL

YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE SEXY ABOUT IT

(this doesn't actually have to be just kink prompts you can prompt post-game fluff or ANYTHING YOU WANT TOO)

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Texts From Last Night!!!!

Wed, 17 Jul 2013 04:18:31 GMT

Posted by: psycheslantern

GUESS WHAT'S A GREAT TIME TO MAKE QUESTIONABLE DRINKING DECISIONS?

WARTIME IS A GREAT TIME TO MAKE QUESTIONABLE DRINKING DECISIONS!

THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF

RULES:
1. Post your character (with or without humorous misspellings)
2. Remember, everyone has been making questionable drinking decisions!
3. If your character is underage or otherwise unlikely to make questionable drinking decisions, they have been making questionable sugar consumption decisions!
4. Tag around to other characters. Text people you know. Text people you love. Text people you hate. Text people with whom you are only vaguely familiar. Text people you didn't intend to text!
5. Basically just make Poor Life Choices c'mon Jarjammed you know the drill.

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it has been sanctioned

Sun, 07 Jul 2013 17:40:19 GMT

Posted by: blackberries

~*~kink meme number who the hell knows~*~

request anon. fill anon. get off anon. nobody cares if you're obvious. nobody cares if you're gross. lets get sexy

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FRAYMOTIF MEME

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:09:03 GMT

Posted by: itsbraveanditburns

SO THIS SHOULDN'T DISTRACT FROM THE IMPORTANT STUFF WE NEED TO GET DONE, BUT SINCE WE'RE UPON THE FINAL BATTLE IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD TIME TO REPOST THIS:

THESE ARE FRAYMOTIFS
YOUR CHARACTERS CAN USE THEM IN BATTLE
THEY COST A LOT OF USELESS FAKE MONEY

CREATE SOME FOR YOUR CHARACTERS
CREATE SOME FOR YOUR CHARACTERS COMBINED WITH OTHERS
CREATE SOME FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S CHARACTERS AND COMBINATIONS
THEY DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE MUSIC-BASED LIKE THEY ARE IN CANON AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A GOOD PUN

THAT LAST BIT WAS TAKEN FROM THE ORIGINAL MEME

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t a r o t j a m m e d

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 10:02:21 GMT

Posted by: brunhildegarde

sparkle sparkle

SO A LITTLE ABOUT MYSELF I am a born raised dyed in the wool pagan of mostly Wiccan practice, so I grew up with a lot of mystical bullshit, and one of my lifelong hobbies has been to take any given fandom I was in at the time and deal the characters into the major arcana of the Tarot. (I was working on a Homestuck one before the official deck came out.) Usually this was at least a semi-decent challenge on its own, since 22 is a decently sized cast.

Jarjammed, bless its heart, has enough for a full deck, major and minor, with a hearty surplus.

What I would love to do is adoringly illustrate such a collection, but that is a seriously daunting and mildly intimidating task, especially given I don't know everyone all that well - I hardly know who would go where, so that's why I'd like to ask for some help!

I have here a spreadsheet (somewhat in progress formatting-wise) that is looking a tiddlywink empty just now. If you're familiar with the meanings of the cards, ~~LET'S BE FRIENDS~~ start filling in names! :D If you're not, here is a really great resource site, with both upright and reversed meanings, in overview and in detail. Any character is welcome if they fit a given meaning, even if they're not in the RP anymore - working characters like Rosela and the Iron Giant into this is a goal, since they've had significant impact on the story from what I've seen.

If you are not comfortable with your character being included for any reason whatsoever, that is completely okay! Please let me know, in a comment or PM or something, and I'll keep it in mind. UuU ♥

This project is definitely up for discussion and any contribution would be wonderful, so go nuts! :D

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FLUFF MEME

Sat, 25 May 2013 05:16:26 GMT

Posted by: alwaysintense

like the kink meme, but not sexy.

HOW 2 FLUFF:
1. Post fluff prompts anonymously (or not.)
2. Fill fluff prompts anonymously (or not.)
3. Rejoice anonymously (or not.)

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DOOMED (ALMOST) TIMELINE TUESDAY: MATHEMATICAL EDITION

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:42:07 GMT

Posted by: sparkfetish

WHAT TIME IS IT?

For people unfamiliar with AT, it takes place in the land of Oo, which is Earth 1000+ years in the future after a nuclear war and every human save for a teenage boy are dead and all the inhabitants are mutants.
You know, for kids!
The world is governed pretty much entirely by princesses of various kingdoms who all rank super high on the awesome scale all for different reasons, there are wizards and rainicorns and mountains who cry boulder tears because of hot muscled men wrestling.
It's all very silly. If you need more info just take a peek at the wiki, it's super helpful.

THE DE-IZZLE WITH THIS MEME

YOUR CHARACTER IS NOW FROM THE LAND OF OO AND CAN BE PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING
are they a princess?
a wizard?
from lumpy space?
an anthropomorphic food?
this guy?

THE CHOICE IS YOURS

BONUS: MOTHAFUCKIN ADVENTURE TIME PRINCESS MAKER

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Movie Night (Part 2)

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 06:21:07 GMT

Posted by: feilanlonely

Okay, team! I'm hoping these times will be able to capture the majority of people. I will be playing:

"Airplane!" - Saturday evening at 6 PM PST
MST - 7 PM
CST - 8 PM
EST - 9 PM
GMT - 1 AM

"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" - Sunday afternoon at 2 PM PST
MST - 3 PM
CST - 4 PM
EST - 5 PM
GMT - 10 PM

Movie will be played HERE.

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Movie Night

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 04:56:08 GMT

Posted by: feilanlonely

A Magical Movie Afternoon/Night

What: Streaming movies! Specifically "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" and/or "Airplane!" as those were the most popular picks from the list I put up on tumblr. If you have a preference, lemme know.

When: This Saturday and/or Sunday afternoon/evening. Again, if you have a preference, lemme know! Also, when you indicate, please tell me what timezone you're in so that I can judge accordingly.

Who: YOU!

Where: I'll put a link to my livestream close to the appointed time.

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HEARTS HEARTS HEARTS

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:26:36 GMT

Posted by: purmoncul

the heartmeter meme

how to play:
❤ comment with your characters.
❤ other people reply with their characters.
❤ use the heart meter below to show how your characters feel! and be honest.
❤ add alt text for extra hideousness!
❤ THERE IS NO LATE!
❤ totally stole this from goshdarnspam

( Let's have a little heart-to-heart, shall we? )

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KINK MEME #MANY

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 04:46:47 GMT

Posted by: npcipisphere

It is of utmost importance to this session that my people find hope once more in this time of great adversity.

As everybody knows, hope and erotic literature have much in common.

Please. Do not let Prospit down.

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SEXY MIRRORVERSE MEME

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 00:54:22 GMT

Posted by: hate_actually

You know the deal

A Jarjammed exactly like our own but where everyone is somewhat less morally upstanding, whether as a result or a cause of the fact that everything is just all around worse than it normally is

also everyone is more sexy.

Presumably most people come from sexy evil alternate versions of their canons, which I guess you can get into here if you want. Ideally it should just be the same as their regular canon, except everything is more sexy and evil, but if there is a conveniently available preexisting evil sexy alternate universe in your canon feel free to use that

off u go.

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DENIZEN BRAINSTORMING MEME

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 21:50:49 GMT

Posted by: modsprite

DO YOU WANT YOUR CHARACTER TO HAVE A DENIZEN CONFRONTATION IN THE NEXT MONTH OR SO BUT YOU'RE NOT SURE WHAT THAT SHOULD INVOLVE?

ALTERNATIVELY ARE YOU FEELING REALLY HELPFUL

if the former, comment to this meme with anything you have worked out about your denizen and what you'd like your character to get out of confronting them, etc. – if the latter, reply to other people to suggest directions they could take theirs in or ways to resolve things they are not sure about, and so on!

BE NICE

Also if you have any questions about denizens in general that need to be answered in a modly capacity I will be keepin an eye on this meme so I can respond, smooch i love you

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Fri, 29 Mar 2013 16:25:40 GMT

Posted by: swishywizard

1) post with your character names, terrible misspellings optional
2) it's last night. everyone is drunk/high/sleep deprived/on too much sugar/just themselves sadly
3) reply to each other IC as if you're texting them
4) make terrible mistakes
5) text the wrong people
6) bother people you're not friends with
7) YOU GET THE IDEA

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ALCHEMY MEME PART NINE: REVENGE OF THE ALCHEMETER BRO

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 16:45:59 GMT

Posted by: tiarakind

ONE: Make a list of all the random shit your dude has lying around his pad.
TWO: Come up with horrific monstrosities for them to make with it!
THREE: Make more terrible shit for all your friends and share the love.
FOUR: That's it, dude. That's the meme.

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SPILL YOUR BEAN

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 01:52:09 GMT

Posted by: flaming_dragon

yes that's right spill THE ENTIRE BEAN.

It's TMI JARSDAY

Simple Rules:
Comment with your character name

Comment on said posts with questions, anon or not

ANSWER OR DISREGARD at your character's whims (it's funnier if you answer)

you def. didn't see this in the wrong comm no siree

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no this isn't an excuse for gentaro to make more friends (yes it is) (a little)

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 17:12:38 GMT

Posted by: uchuukita

'it hasn't even been a month since the last one' you say yeah well that doesn't matter we have newbies and the clock's a tickin'.

ANYWAY THIS MEME IS SIMPLE.

1. Take the below form, fill out the form, post the form!!
2. Comment around! Plot plot plot!
3. Perform plot things.
This meme is especially recommended for new characters!! But of course everyone is welcome.

obligatory mention of courtney's beautiful beautiful sidequest generator! if you are looking for a thing to do with someone and have no ideas!

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bee2 iin the trap

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 21:24:48 GMT

Posted by: judecca

early greetings to the final batch of new jars and jams as you will soon become a part of our glorious family let's have a bonding night with a stream of...............

bee movie

that's it. i don't even know what this movie is properly about okay i just know that he's wearing a fucking bee sweater and bee shoes and it's fucking HORRENDOUS JFC

anyway i was thinking to run it at about the same time that the leafie stream was many moons ago, so stream tomorrow @ 1PM PST / 3PM CST / 4PM EST / 8PM GMT ?? i think it's 8pm anyway i'm bad at this during DST

stream channel is birdehaus

TIMES ARE EXTREMELY TENTATIVE!! if u are TOO BUSY TO BEE say so and we'll make sure you can attend. or try to, at least

no one escapes the bee2

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FEEDBACK MEME #10

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 04:27:23 GMT

Posted by: modsprite

it's been a while since we've had one of these because the last one didn't get much action BUT there has been some interest in having one SO here we GO

ok this is how it works:

1. You post your characters
2. If you want, specify particular areas you would like feedback on! (it's okay to just be like GENERAL FEEDBACK PLEASE instead)
3. Indicate whether or not you're okay with anonymous feedback (it is totally okay not to be!)
4. Reply to other people telling them how you think they are doing
5. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE HMD.

The main BIG RULE is BE POLITE, otherwise we will be REALLY CROSS WITH YOU and if needs be FREEZE THREADS (!!!!). If someone says they're cool with anonymous crit, that is not an invitation to be a huge douche to them. If you have something negative to say about somebody else's playing, make your points politely and suggest ways to improve and don't be a passive aggressive tool about it.

You don't have to post your own characters to give other people feedback! You don't have to post your characters at all if you don't want to. It is 100% OPTIONAL.

Buttpatts and flattery are totally fine.

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RETURN OF KINK MEME: OUTER SPACE SEX ORGY

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 16:34:23 GMT

Posted by: npcipisphere

the umpteenth sex science fiction

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DOOMED TIMELINE... THURSDAY? (it's totally thursday in california)

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 06:51:15 GMT

Posted by: itsbraveanditburns

WHAT THE FUCK IS DOOMED TIMELINE TUESDAY

Inspired by XI's WHAT-IF WEDNESDAY and explained by past-Harry as "that day of the week when we throw out an AU or ~imaginary story~ and you all post what your characters are up to in the context of this situation and/or thread their alternate reality selves getting their wacky alternate reality hijinks on."

This week we're in a galaxy far, far away! Are you a Jedi, a Sith, a Droid, a Senator, a smuggler, a gangster, a moisture farmer or just some dude chilling at the cantina? And just WHO is the guy who's going to bring Balance to the Force?

New Republic, Old Republic, Empire, all eras are good for the purposes of this DTT and do not fear to contradict each other, it's not like Star Wars doesn't. Check out Wookieepedia if you need inspiration.

(Just remember, they don't have paper in the GFFA.)

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THE HEART METER MEME

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 02:06:07 GMT

Posted by: justitia

THE HEART METER MEME

how to play:
❤ comment with your characters.
❤ other people reply with their characters.
❤ use the heart meter below to show how your characters feel! and be honest.
❤ add alt text for extra hideousness!

( HEARTS HEARTS HEARTS )

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IT'S BEEN SO LONG!!! FRIENDING MEME

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 21:21:47 GMT

Posted by: grenadinier

OOC FRIENDING/MINGLE MEME

Thanks, Gentaro.

It's been a while since we did a friending/adding/what-have-you meme, and I KNOW we have gained some new people or regained some old people since then! It's a new year and it's time for new friends from Jarjammed!

WE ARE A PRETTY TIGHTLY-KNIT FRIENDLY GROUP OF FOLKS around here, but sometimes it's hard to meet people in the shuffle! Or some people might not be able to come into chat sometimes. Or some people are elusive sea-dwellers. Or maybe we want to collect all the friends like rare expensive foil trading cards?

LET'S INTRODUCE OURSELVES ALL TOGETHER AND BE FRIENDLY FRIENDS.

1. Tell us about yourself! I made this really pretty form a while ago and it comes with a cute flower! In the best color.

<blockquote>✿ YOUR NAME

about u
➝ age/preferred pronouns/location: ALL OPTIONAL
➝ who d'you play: this is not optional don't be a cagey butt
➝ introduce yourself in 5 words: we don't have all day
➝ journal: fill in ur social medias of choice
➝ plurk:
➝ aim: 
➝ tumblah:
➝ others?:

about things u like
➝ fandoms:
➝ other interests/hobbies:
➝ what should we expect on your plurk/tumblr/journal?:
➝ what would you look for in the perfect universe-creating frog?:
➝ 5 things to have for the perfect island vacation:
➝ can we be friends with you?:

about ur jarjams
➝ say something cool about jarjams: got ships? whose planet would you like to live on? be the ic anon meme only keep away from transuniversal morality. or 5 cool things about jarjammed except that's a lot of 5 things lists, isn't it.

➝ anything else?:

2. Other people will tell us about themselves!

3. Make friends with other people! Friend them, add them, PP, PM, PIM them! Pester them! Do things.

4. Do the handshake.

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DOOMED TIMELINE TUESDAY: ZOMBIE STYLE

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 03:26:52 GMT

Posted by: unlivingdead

IN THEATERS, THIS TUESDAY ONLY; THE CAST OF FAMOUS TROUPE "JARJAMMED" WILL BE PERFORMING CULT FAVORITE:

LEFT 4 DEAD

AS TAKEN FROM EM'S INFO BLURBS:

WHAT THE FUCK IS DOOMED TIMELINE TUESDAY

Inspired by XI's WHAT-IF WEDNESDAY and explained by past-Harry as "that day of the week when we throw out an AU or ~imaginary story~ and you all post what your characters are up to in the context of this situation and/or thread their alternate reality selves getting their wacky alternate reality hijinks on."

This week, characters who participate are now in the universe of Left 4 Dead, where people known as the survivors struggle to make their way through a quickly increasing population of those known as the Infected; which are basically zombies made by illness. Some survivors are vunerable to the disease that causes the Infected to mutate, and may slowly become one of the Infected themselves.

Or they could be carriers of the disease, and simply infect without mutating. Then there are those who are clearly infected already.

So what role does your character play? And what kind of person do they become in a zombie apocalypse?

also feel free to throw in some fourth wall actor stuff. are they a fan favorite, how often do people hope they die/survive, etc

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BACK BY POPULAR (five people) DEMAND

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 01:29:16 GMT

Posted by: klutzy

the workings are simple!! below there is a form. you are to fill out this form for your characters, and reply to other people and plot!! easy peasy! 8)

that font is so hideous oh my god

i am also going to take this opportunity to shamelessly pimp out the sidequest prompt generator i made for you all, so if you're having a hard time figuring out how to get your characters together or what to do with them, this might be of help! (maybe) (there's not a lot of room for sidequesting atm, probably)

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